Brandi Belle - Penis Inspection

Once again I had a big surprise for all my friends, and I mean a BIG surprise!!!!! I gathered 3 friends and had them sit on the bed while I brought out this guy with a gigantic penis, it was over 10 inches long and thick as my fist! It had a very oddly shaped purple head and I thought that was great. So I had the guy come out and show us his penis, we each got to touch it a little bit and make him really hard. He also played with it infront of us for a bit and we measured it in all sorts of ways to see how big it was. None of us had ever seen a penis that big and were really excited. Each of us decided to try different size condoms on the huge penis to see which one fit. It was crazy, soo many would not fit until we got to the XXL condom and even that was tough to get on! Once that condom was on, we each took turns giving him a great handjob into the condom, then we took turns touching the cum in the tip of the condom, it was very warm! My friends and I had a great day

I finally understand the meaning of the word pretentious, i looked it up in the dictionary and right beside the word was a picture of the guy who shot and edited this movie. My regular guy who shoots and edits all my movies went off on vacation so rather than sit on my ass while he was away i had him recomend a friend of his who goes to film school (at a community college i should mention) any way this guy was a big jerk and way too bossy and took himself way too seriosuly. He wore a barret and sunglasses (even when he was indoors!!!) When i first met him he was real nice and got me excited about the shoot he had in mind so i called up a few of my girlfriends who are actually professionals in the biz to be in the shoot with me (im sure you’ll recognize them) anyway we started the shoot at 9 in the morning and didnt finish till god knows when… he insisted on getting all these different angles and blah blah blah something about french new wave…what a fag we all got so fed up with him we kicked him off teh shoot 3 quarters into it so if you notice a lack in quality towards the end dont let him know that or it will add to his allready overblown ego. i wa snice enough to let him edit it which is why the opening of the movie is in black and white which he claims is symbolic for somethin or other.. i showed the shoot to my friends they all thought is was “amazing” to me if its amaing its only cause of the wonderful sucking and fucking me and girlfriends are oh so good at..but ill let you be the critic…oh yeah, we forced some dude to eat catfood now thats amazing!!!! check it out

Episode: “Penis Parade”
hey guys, i have a question for all of you: what do 4 ponchos, a giant piece of plexiglass, candied apples, orange juice, a pedistal, some measuring equiptment and 8 of my beautiful and willing friends have in common??? do you guys give up do ya do ya??? well i could tell you…but then id have to kill you. No i would never do that to you guys unless of course i allready have killed you with my terrible sense of humor…i know its lethal so anyway back to the question at hand, what do all these things have in common? then answer…lies within this shoot. And i promise you guys it will astonish one and all, so step right up, IF YOU DAAAAAAARE!!! hehe :P I wish i could tell you more about this one guys i really do but the things that went on inside this hotel room are just too horrifyingly, insanely, death defyingly amaaaaaaaaaazing for words youre just gunna have to see for yourselves.

Every now and then my cameraman comes up with some pretty clever ideas, this happens to be one of them. So he asks me if i would be willing to make a post on Craig’s list basically giving myself up to whomever was willing to come to my hotel room. I posted the the hotel name, room number, and time at which i would be there and made it perfectly clear that whoever showed up was going to have to let me have my why with them. So after i posted it i went back to my room with my cameraman and he set up a couple hidden cameras. He hid in the closet with one camera and hid another one on the otherside of the room and controlled it with a remote control.